私がモテないのはどう考えてもお前らが悪い!

ep.5 モテないし、スキルアップしてみる

时长:00:24:15 / 首播:2013-08-05
脚本:伊神貴世 コンテ:西田正義 演出:いわもとやすお 作画監督:宮嶋仁志、金子国邦

女子高生になって、はや三ヶ月。智子はモテない事に焦り始める…。そんな折、テレビから流れてきたのは無口で無表情なキャラがヒロインのアニメだった。今までの自分に足りなかったのは「キャラ設定」だと確信し、智子はさっそく無口で無表情なクールキャラを演じ始める。今日一日、無口でクールで可愛い女の子を演じようと決意する智子だったが…。

吐槽箱 61

#1 - 2013-8-6 07:30
(https://bgm.tv/subject/467354)
又和背景融合了 电视里那是长门吧(bgm38)

テヘペロ アヘガオ(bgm38) 

弟弟真是杯具(bgm38)

最后致敬今敏了
#2 - 2013-8-6 12:38
(Brought the pain time to get paid.)
电视里那个有点捏他长门大萌神吧
跟陪酒小姐学接客技巧(bgm38)
#3 - 2013-8-6 12:41
(死亡一样地离开这 在别处活下去)
每集两作死的小丧 弟弟完全就一直在被小丧欺负啊23333
夜店招生意的小哥 觉得好适合达子来役啊wwwwww
#4 - 2013-8-6 13:18
(绝对领域那里没有一点被袜子绷住的肉是不能叫绝对领域 ...)
小喪每次都so可憐( ED超高能...居然迷之治癒了啊那是什麼啊別這樣好嗎(bgm13) 整個人都歌舞伎町了...
#5 - 2013-8-6 13:40
(只标记不评价)
恶意都快溢出来了
#6 - 2013-8-6 13:43
(不要相信爱撕衣在完结前吹的神作,但要相信盖棺的粪作 ...)
那动画绝壁是长门捏他吧。。。ED超赞,智子啊恩脸。。。嘛,还算能看吧。。。
#7 - 2013-8-6 13:43
(前天,我看到的兔子,昨天是小鹿,而今天,是你 ...)
-=-,弟弟君辛苦了-=-(bgm38)
#8 - 2013-8-6 15:01
弟弟:"别再跟爹提贴纸啦。"
#8-1 - 2013-8-7 00:12
林卯
贴纸那段笑得我不能自理=_,=
#8-2 - 2013-8-8 23:20
#9 - 2013-8-6 16:49
(XDDD~)
越来越丧心病狂的羞耻番。。
#10 - 2013-8-6 17:07
(23年小结→bgm.tv/blog/330004)
弟弟好可怜(bgm38)
ED高能……(bgm39)
#11 - 2013-8-6 18:09
(Welcome to MADHATER'S carnival)
……一直虐着最后突然温情了,ED点赞(bgm39)
其实我算是清纯派,这个地方不适合我。回家吧,回家吧,还是回家好
这个城市疯了
#12 - 2013-8-6 18:15
(不YY妹子百合会死星人)
ed高能
#13 - 2013-8-6 18:54
(无口拉姆)
(bgm38)真的是虐死了
#14 - 2013-8-6 18:57
笑到不能自理了(bgm38)
#15 - 2013-8-6 19:01
(食我咸鱼吐息啦!噗噗个噗!)
(bgm38)卧槽这片太高能了
#16 - 2013-8-6 20:16
(轻改的末日)
我记得哪个片提到过咖啡的杯子大小然后忘了(bgm38)
#16-1 - 2013-8-7 11:31
hide [オルタ]
日常里有类似的情节,佑子点咖啡
#17 - 2013-8-6 20:33
(轻改的末日)
哦裸飘(bgm38)
#18 - 2013-8-6 21:25
ED哈哈哈
#19 - 2013-8-6 21:34
(フォーリンダウン・レイディバグ)
捶地捶地捶地
#20 - 2013-8-6 21:43
(フォーリンダウン・レイディバグ)


这里是不是要说一句暂停成功..
#20-1 - 2013-8-7 20:02
Citrate
制作组丧心病狂OJZZZZ
#20-2 - 2013-8-8 23:20
#20-3 - 2013-8-9 15:02
#21 - 2013-8-6 22:18
弟弟你的日子过的好艰辛。。。(bgm38)
#22 - 2013-8-7 00:22
(Enjoy your (real) life!)
啊,我看到了智子的心灵之美。
#23 - 2013-8-7 00:28
(tonyshva)
每话都要作死两次 (bgm38) 话说有女猪相的两人应该会有展开? 最后终于恢复正常了高一新生还不能接受吧www ED在唱 聖女マリア (bgm38)
#24 - 2013-8-7 12:27
(万物非主,惟有真主。)
一直在想多,从来没靠谱
#25 - 2013-8-7 19:46
(好吧偶尔会回来)
ED丧心病狂
#26 - 2013-8-7 19:58
ED是个老外唱的……
#27 - 2013-8-7 20:40
(平行)
学会了吃pocky的新姿势!
#27-1 - 2013-8-8 11:47
xnnyygn
+1
#27-2 - 2013-8-8 23:20
某伪宅君超提不起劲
金刚狼!!
#27-3 - 2023-8-31 22:54
#28 - 2013-8-7 21:12
(还木鱼呢!)
謎之感動 ED好評!
#29 - 2013-8-8 19:22
越来越重口+脱离现实,代入感慢慢变小了YEAR!(泪目
#29-1 - 2013-8-8 19:24
霞之丘伊文子
顺便我觉得ED是隔壁恋爱研究部蓝毛会长的爸爸唱的。
#29-2 - 2013-8-10 01:54
立花響
宇文绿子 说: 顺便我觉得ED是隔壁恋爱研究部蓝毛会长的爸爸唱的。
不是吧……那个内衣歌也好可爱
#29-3 - 2013-8-10 22:47
霞之丘伊文子
三枝若叶 说: 不是吧……那个内衣歌也好可爱
不我只是开个玩笑,我认为这是爸爸桑的风格……
#30 - 2013-8-9 00:56
(Lv.85 双枪极舞刃)
我果断看到第五话了,好可怜……
#31 - 2013-8-10 01:55
又见长门

(bgm30)(bgm30)其实不要想太多就好……去当陪酒小姐这种事怎么可能想得出啊
#32 - 2013-8-10 16:48
(Oooooooooooooooooooops!)
人生要不要这么惨。。。
#33 - 2013-8-11 15:28
制作组的节操呢(bgm38)
#34 - 2013-8-12 00:34
#35 - 2013-8-12 15:50
星巴克杯子大小 Starbucks Sizes
http://coffeetea.about.com/od/coffeebasics/f/Starbucks-Sizes.htm


Demi -- Literally, 'demi' means 'half.' Unlike most Starbucks drink size names, it is of French origin (not Italian origin). The Demi size is the smallest size at Starbucks, and is used to describe an espresso drink size. It's three ounces (89 milliliters), which sounds tiny until you realize it's only for standard espresso shots, which are usually only about one ounce each. And that a double shot is usually under two ounces. Yikes!


Short -- The 'Short' was one of the two original Starbucks cup sizes. (The other was 'Tall.' Makes sense.) It's a mere eight fluid ounces (240 mL), and aside from the Demi (which is mostly a size espresso shots), it's the smallest drink size available at Starbucks. For many people who drink coffee at home, six to eight ounces is a standard cup size. It's only available for hot drinks and it's not very popular at Starbucks (even though it's a completely normal amount of coffee to drink at home).


Tall -- The 'Tall' is the other original Starbucks drink size. When Starbucks started, the Tall was basically a Large. Now, it's basically a Small. In fact, if you order a 'Small' at Starbucks, you get a Tall. A Starbucks Tall measures in at 12 US fluid ounces (350 milliliters).


Grande -- Pronounced GRAWN-day, 'Grande' is Italian, Spanish, Portuguese and French for 'Large,' but at Starbucks there are two even larger drinks: the Venti and the Trenti. The Starbucks Grande is 16 US fluid ounces (470 milliliters / 2.5 cups).


Venti -- Pronounced VENN-tee, Venti is Italian for 20. A Venti is 20 ounces (590 milliliters), so in a way, this name makes sense... until you realize that none of the smaller portions have names that relate to their sizes numerically. Hmmm...


Trenta -- Introduced in May, 2011, the 'Trenta' is the newest (and the largest) of Starbucks drink sizes. 'Trenta' means 30. You might be thinking, "Oh, it's a continuation of the Venti theme. It's 30 ounces." Nope. Strangely, it's 31 ounces (920 milliliters). It's almost as though 30 ounces wasn't enough to make it the 'Big Gulp' of the coffee world. The Trenta size is reserved for iced drinks only (including iced coffee, iced tea, lemonade and other drinks served over ice), and it usually costs about 50 cents more than a Venti of the same drink.
#36 - 2013-8-12 18:56
(萌豚育成计划)
Grande -啊什么?手雷?(bgm38)
#36-1 - 2013-8-22 14:47
Phaer
手雷是grenade啊(bgm38)
grande是法语大,壮大的意思,和英语grand差不多
#37 - 2013-8-17 23:17
ED换得好欢乐www
#38 - 2013-8-22 14:39
(傷ついた 君はまだ 青い空 探していたね)
电视里满满长门有希和阿虚对话感(bgm39)
#39 - 2013-8-26 19:56
(でんがなまんがな!)
ED我要笑喷了
#40 - 2013-8-31 17:48
简直是羞耻play(*////▽////*)
#41 - 2013-9-4 14:31
ED那图太棒了(bgm38)
#42 - 2014-11-20 10:39
弟弟好累,有这样的姐姐真累(bgm38)
#43 - 2015-1-20 14:40
还好没撒身上(bgm33)
#44 - 2015-3-31 21:16
(云上有晴天)
毛片要么毛片要么……果然惊人地相似233333
#45 - 2017-6-18 11:48
大头贴那笑死了,有日和的感觉,“我们设计的贴纸有这张,这张,还有这张,一共三种”
#46 - 2019-6-4 03:43
结尾真治愈(bgm38)
#47 - 2022-12-15 10:52
(希望睡眠充足)
这座城市疯了
#48 - 2023-5-13 12:34
(白い雲は 流れ流れて)
结尾治愈被感动了(bgm74)
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